Clear Signs She Doen't Like Your Penis

#1 She's Not Into Blow Jobs

If you ask for a blow job and the answer is always 'no,' she just may not like your penis.

#2 She Laughs When She Sees It
When you're nude, she can't help but laugh. Maybe not in a mean way, but in like a "Aww, no it's fine" kind of way.

#3 She Never Gives You A Hand Job

A woman who never fondles you is really not into your penis.

#4 She Prefers Her Vibrator

She has sex with her vibrator more than with you.

#5 She Tells You To Put On Some Clothes

Worse yet, she make sa face and tells you to put on your underwear when your walking around with it dangling.

#6 She Prefers Doggy Style

She always flips over onto all fours, to avoid seeing it coming at her.

#7 Obsessed With Cucumbers

You catch her in the produce aisle, staring at an obscenely large cucumber, and she won't break her gaze.